I want one of these!!!!! A bacon bendy guy!

I want to come to the party... Believe me. But I have been sternly reprimanded and reminded that "WE" have other plans that night... When I said who we? I got kicked. I can't get kicked again, it really, really hurt. I can't wait another 34 years to have someone mentioned something that resembles what I think I remember?

Pretty please? Ooh ooh ooh BAAAAACCCCCCON! I smell BAAAAAAACCCCCOON!

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